Under or Over?

By Ryan Lam

Do you believe in Under or Over?

I’m talking about, when you are installing the toilet paper

Some of you stand by Over, like a bunch of elitists

They claim Over is the most sanitary and looking the neatest

People use this justification to say Over is the best

And anything but Over is considered an absolute mess

On the other hand, if you are in the Under camp, you are in the minority

But you still fight like hell to prove Under’s superiority

No matter the evidence, or plethora of proofs

Each side stays firmly in their camp; their opinions unmoved

You may relate to this scene:

You have gotten really upset while sitting on the shitter

All because the wipes are placed incorrectly in its dispenser

You then question if the installer is some kind of idiot

It bothers you so much that you are compelled to fix it

Now your relaxing dump is completely ruined

Since the former orientation messed with the Feng Shui and congruence

However, to put things into perspective, we must embrace a larger view

In my honest opinion, after taking a dump, I'm just grateful there’s toilet paper to use!

By Ryan Lam