Some Stupid Survey

By Ananya Kumari

Another petty survey?

Man, might just scroll past instead.

Should I not? That's so old school.

Maybe, I should? And post on thread!

State your hobby?

Now, you've got to be kidding me?

I scroll past and laugh,

and yes, that's a legit thing!

Why do I need skills,

when the prompt does it for me?

Well, moving to the next stupid thing.

My best friend? Like seriously?

Why want a person,

when I have my dear screens?

They give the best condolences,

and yes, they do feel!

Oh look! Another ordeal.

My fav spot? You can't be real!

A fluff and a couch, all I need, dear.

My chores and food? I have my saviour.

Why lift a finger? One click I make.

Costs a bit over, but that's just service!

Well, well, not like you could ask more.

My job?  The best, the one people die for!

Just follow the trends my fans adore.

No need to step much out the door.

Promote and laugh along to what I despise.

But they pay a lot so better be nice!

Ugh! Did I just waste time on a stupid survey?

Come on, I am more productive than this!

Just get this over with, post and say goodbye.

I wasted time for nothing; this better get likes!

By Ananya Kumari