Pump Master OG 1.1 - An Honest Review

By Pallavi R Kumar

After 10 long years on the waiting list, they finally installed the second-hand heart in my ventilator compartment two months back. Since it took too long to get my hands on the damn thing, I thought of scrupulously assessing it to decide if the product was really worth the wait. As a half mechanised body, I feel like its a bit of a downgrade from my previous bionic model, but let's not be judgemental..yet. So here's a quick review.

Pros:

1. Self recharging- seriously, dont even have to bother checking battery status.

2. Efficient regulators

3. Powerful processor

4. Travel friendly and compact size

5. No overheating issues

6. Low maintenance- just take go for a run or have some comfort food and the device is all set.

Cons:

1. Keeps jumping up to my ventilator outlet when I'm anxious and sinking down to my gut compartment when I'm depressed.

2. Malicious software updates that frequently interferes with my thought processor. Trust me, its unbelievably annoying.

3. Poor shock absorbers- feels like its trying to beat its way out of its seating, in the event of stress.

4. Not sure if its a con but it keeps fluttering at the sight of certain people.

Suggestions:

1. Bluetooth connectivity for faster vibing and syncing with other devices.

2. Expandable fuel capacity because why not!

3. Could do with a non pumping model to avoid all the commotion and noise inside ventilator cavity.

PS: The above review is written out of self interest and is not a paid partnership of any sort.

By Pallavi R Kumar