If I had to Speak in Limericks - By Haseena Seedat

Written By: Haseena Seedat

Category: Poetry

Competition: Global Poetry and Creative Writing Competition 2026

Haseena Seedat brings a unique piece to the Global Poetry and Creative Writing Competition 2026 with "If I had to Speak in Limericks." In this creative poem, Haseena explores the art of speaking through limericks, interwoven with lyrics from popular artists. The poem reflects on communication through a musical lens, showcasing Haseena's inventive approach to poetry.

About the Work

In "If I had to Speak in Limericks," Haseena Seedat cleverly blends lyrical phrases with the rhythmic style of limericks. The poem humorously explores themes of conflict, resolution, and self-expression. By integrating lines from well-known songs, it captures a vibrant, playful mood, inviting readers to reflect on the power of music and words in everyday dialogue.

If I had to Speak in Limericks

Original Submission by Haseena Seedat

If I had to speak in limericks, here's a message and how I'd say it

July 13, 2011 at 3:41am

U know how 'Bee' (the car in ‘Transformer’s’) talks in song lyrics? Yes, so I decided to try it out, and here's what I came up with. :D its mainly lyrics by Rihanna, but I also had to add in Jessie J.Here go's:

'What started of as a simple altercation,turned in to a real sticky situation' ,

'But you put on quite a show, really entertaining',

'Easy for a good girl to go bad, don't be the reason, you better learn how to treat us right'

'Don't you say you’re sorry ‘coz you’re not',

'Pack ur bags and get gone',

'My minds in disturbia' ,

(above: Rihanna)

'I hate to come up out of the blue uninvited but I, couldn't help myself, couldn't fight it'

' i wish nOthing but the BEST 4 --you too' (Adelle)

And remember, 'I can do it like a brother! Do it like a dude! Grab my crotch, bend my head low like --u! ' JESSIE J. )

So for me, 'how bout a round of applause? A standing ovation-' (Rihanna)

*hasu 'takes a bow' * O:)

About the Competition

The Global Poetry and Creative Writing Competition 2026, hosted by Hashtag Kalakar, is a prestigious event celebrating literary creativity worldwide. Writers and poets from diverse backgrounds share their voices and stories, contributing to a rich tapestry of modern literature. This competition highlights the importance of artistic expression and cultural exchange.

We extend our heartfelt thanks to Haseena Seedat for sharing "If I had to Speak in Limericks" with us. Her poem adds a delightful twist to the Global Poetry and Creative Writing Competition 2026, showcasing the innovative spirit of contemporary poetry. We appreciate Haseena's contribution and look forward to seeing more of her creative work.

About Hashtag Kalakar

Hashtag Kalakar is a creative platform dedicated to providing artists, writers, singers and other creative talents with opportunities to showcase their work and reach wider audiences through competitions, features and creative initiatives.