Hell On Earth

By Ariba Fatima

Do most parents (most lol bcz you’re adopted) want their

child to be educated? Yes. But do they know if their child is

getting educated in the right way? Perhaps not.

At this point, you might have come across the name “S. Raza Girls

High School”. (How very unlucky of you, you poor, old soul). Well

now, you know a way to decrease your mental stability guys, congrats.

Translation for any dumbass: don’t get your child admissioned here,

unless, of course, that isn’t your child but a playtoy you picked up

from an orphanage.

Hop into the next slide to dig in more…

A scientific chart of the school’s functions:

(what is left to say!?)

I hope you understood. Now how about we have a look at the donke-

I meant the respected teachers of our school?

“At least, the teachers must be good,” Yep,

we will see about that. Bring that chart in!

Bonus points of our school:

We only have 1 laboratory that we very rarely let students use because what if they break

something? So, we let teachers chow down their lunches there. And we’ve 1 computer lab that

consists of around 25 computers at most, which is supposed to be used by 2000 students. I know,

how very generous of us. Did I mention that 2 students sit at one computer? Sometimes three. So less

electricity bill for us.

We gift students after collecting their money. E.g. we collect money from children {we

also collect 3x from them *winks*} and give them coupons to excite them, then we

open supposed stalls where teachers sell food items (kids think it is for them to enjoy

more since seeing your math teacher sell samosas is pleasant scenery, but the truth is

that we cannot afford real workers. Heh. We also only sell the cheapest of cheap here,

so more profit for us. *winks 2x*)

The capacity of our school is the size of the burrow of 1 rabbit, but we fit 300 in it. So

you know, more profit for us. *winks 3x*

One of our speciality is hiring illiterate sociopaths. *winks 4x*

By Ariba Fatima