Dance Types

By Kalpana Manimohan

Have you done the LEGO dance?

tip-pity by toe

tale of woe

yow, ow, everywhere I go

Have you done the wet floor dance?

wet floor, just been mopped

I must waltz

Sorry ‘bout the clear shoe marks

Have you done the sneak home dance?

past the two clock chimes

not to wake

pointe in, or risk mum awake

Have you done the avoi-dance?

cha cha to the left

now the right

miss the arrow and his sight

Have you done the sleepy leg dance?

bent knee, bounce a bit

hop on hip

flail the hands and do a dip

Have you done the don’t pee dance?

squeeze the butt, cross legs

near to loo

faster the pee, made it, whew

By Kalpana Manimohan