Ape Person
- Hashtag Kalakar
- Dec 20, 2025
- 2 min read
By Billy Rock Mitchell
On the edge of the edge the confused ape person stared at that mazey hedge
They could see other apes wondering around
They were all lost
But some were lost lost
And some were lost and found
As they all were confused stumbling around
This hedge maze was big
Mind shatteringly massive
The ape person could see it all
Every corner, every curve
Every nook, every cranny
The hedge and its lost monkey citizens stretched past the horizon
In every biome and every habitat
They walked, talked and sat
Some happy, laughing and cheerful
Some sad, angry and fearful
Some played games, danced and sang songs
Some cracked bones, snarled and did wrongs
Some ran away, withered and did hide
Some invented things, chariots, tools and wings to glide
The ape person on the edge of the edge scratched their head
Seeing everything was exhausting
They longed for bed
But the ape person could not look away
From this cosmic comedia dell'arte
It made them happy
It made them sad
It made them angry
It made them glad
At other parts of this endless maze
Were some truly mad chimps in a crazed haze
They built effigies of their own gorilla faces
Demanding trinkets from all the other apes races
They piled their nice nacs high
As other ape folks fought and did die
Simply to please them and get a piece of chiefs treasure
Making their own hoard, monopolising all pleasure
The mad king orangutangs ordered these bullies to do silly things
Asking them to toil in destructive crafts
Shredding the intricate structure they all lived in
They set fires and bashed brains
Toxified the hedge, essence they drained
The ape person on the edge of the edge was losing balance on that ledge
As they teetered and wobbled up high
They saw a scary vision on the horizon
They saw fire burning the sky
The red glow of ape madness was afflicting that hedge maze
Flames zigzagged across the land
Turning it into a fiery cage
As the ape person began to lose their grip fully
As they knew that they were about to fall
Not wishing to wander round this maze lost and grief full
They aimed for the chirpy lost and found monkey pals
The ones who looked at the stars and danced with their guys and gals
The ape person decided if they were to stay in this confusing place
They would look at the fire and the madness with a smile on their face
The ape person inside that cheerful wedge of hedge, danced, sang, laughed and chattered
Because when it came down to it they decided in this confusing place that this was what really mattered
The ape person once isolated and on the edge
Was now with the bonobo boppers
This ape person was smiling
This ape person was cheerful
This ape person was lost
This ape person was found
The ape person on that vast maze round
By Billy Rock Mitchell

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