Ah, The Life Of A Cat
- hashtagkalakar
- Feb 14, 2023
- 1 min read
By Freyan S. Wadia
Oh to be a cat!
To lay as still as a doormat
To do nothing all day
And then eat, sleep away
And occasionally, tear around the flat!
Oh to be a useless feline
Who fancies herself a creature divine!
No other’s wrath
Like the mangler of moths
And other such unfortunate beings benign!
Oh, to be a short-haired calico
And wrap the world around my pinky toe
Though they fatten me fine
Humans are uncultured swine
And their feet always stink, you know!
Oh to take up the solemn vow
To only speak the ancient language` Meow
Its vocabulary, though small
Drives them all up the wall
When I go “meow, Meow, MEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW”
By Freyan S. Wadia
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