My Best Friend

By P. Mayukha

Oh, my dear pal,

The reason for my corrupt morale

Your entry into my life was royale

Cause who else would tell you about the alimentary canal?

Oh, my dear buddy,

You’re cute but kinda grubby

You've always been the happy-go-lucky type

And your internet’s the worst on Skype

Oh, my dear companion,

Your ego is as huge as the Grand Canyon

But your smile is worth a million diamonds

That could even be seen from the farthest of horizons

Oh, my dear mate,

I promise to always annoy you with the things you hate

We were, are, and always will be great

Cause I know that we were bound together by fate.

By P. Mayukha