How To Cook A Perfect Girl

By Varshaa Mohan

Ingredients:

A spoonful of beauty

A cup of charm

A glass of vanity

A pinch of docility

A teaspoon of ignorance

A dash of submission

Instructions:

Step 1: Mix the shell of a girl in a spoonful of beauty and a cup of charm,

Since a perfect girl is always attractive and no harm.

Step 2 : Stir in one glass of vanity, So she'll always put her looks above her sanity.

Step 3: Sprinkle in some docility, so she won't challenge any authority

Step 4: Mix in a bit of ignorance, so her perspective is skewed

Make sure she doesn't know her worth, so she won't be so shrewd

Step 5: Boil her in the cauldron of traditions and norms

To make sure she follows the rules, no matter how wrong they may be sworn

Step 6: Bring the temperature down and let it simmer

To make sure she will never be a thinker

She must not be too bright,

Just enough to be pleasing on the eyes.

Step 7: Bake in the oven of expectations for a few hours,

Until she smells of Vanilla, cinnamon and sunflowers.

Don't worry about her dreams,

just make her face look freshly cut and clean.

Step 8 : Garnish with a smile and a bow

She should always be pleasant and

gracious in her demeanor

Step 9 : Finally, top off with a dash of submission

So she will never say no

And will always obey orders

Without a thought or a woe

Place in a tray of false compliments and lies,

And serve with a side of silence, so she'll never realize

That she's not living up to her true potential,

But just catering to society's preferential

But darling what society doesn't tell you is that,

A perfect girl is not found in a pan,

Nor cooked on a fire, with a timer to scan.

To find her, you must look beyond the kitchen,

To the places where sacred dreams are often hidden.

Look to the fields, where barriers are broken,

Where culture and society are challenged and spoken.

Look beyond the world, to the stars in the sky,

To the galaxies far away, that's where perfect girls lie.

They are out there, the perfect girls,

Waiting to be found, within the swirls.

So don’t search your kitchen for a perfect girl,

Search within your heart and you'll find her birth.

By Varshaa Mohan