How To Break An Arm - A Love Letter
- Hashtag Kalakar
- Nov 11
- 2 min read
By Pierakis Pieri
I.
My son, this list I give to you
is written with my trembling hands.
When they come with papers stamped,
when they speak of duty and of glory,
remember this mother’s final gift—
a love letter for your life.
II.
I search at dawn while Putin speaks
arm + break + home + methods + painless
My screen glows with desperate knowledge.
Three hundred thousand men they want,
but you, my son, will not be one.
Better broken bones than no return.
III.
Know Your Limits
Ice, smooth shoes, pocketed balance—Pain: 6/10
Fall, outstretched, wrist bears all—Pain: 7/10
Chair, unstable, tools in hand—Pain: 8/10 (Too risky?)
Door, frame trap, extended arm—Pain: 9/10
Car, dashboard grip, no airbags—(Is this… love?)
IV.
Get It Right The First Time
Timing is everything—winter legitimizes slips
Hospital shift changes: 7 a.m., busiest period
Pre-establish online research: accident prevention
Pack spare bandages—some cracks don’t take
Rehearse your story: details matter under stress
V.
She sits beside the hospital bed,
counts the ticks of machinery.
The white cast gleams under fluorescent light—
their shared conspiracy of silence.
Her thumbprint left in dried adhesive—
the only part of her that dares to stay.
VI.
Outside, mobilization continues.
Another name struck from the roster:
EXEMPT: Physical Disability - Permanent?
Salvation through self-harm.
The cost of freedom measured in calcium,
in the angle of a mother’s lowered head.
VII.
His cast becomes a canvas of QR codes,
bit.ly/break-clean scraped into plaster.
What began as Google data—
“how to break arm” spiking at 4 a.m.—
now carries names and faces—
tinyurl.com/fx-guide (404: page removed)
VII.
In Silicon Valley, analysts track the pattern:
search terms cascading across eleven time zones.
A glitchy GIF of wrist splints loops on sidebar ads.
Engineers debate fracture tutorials: violence or aid?
Their algorithms map resistance in broken bones,
love letters that break arms to save lives.
By Pierakis Pieri

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