Hit List - By Patricia Cantwell

Written By: Patricia Cantwell

Category: Poetry

Competition: Global Poetry and Creative Writing Competition 2026

Patricia Cantwell presents her poem "Hit List," a witty exploration of frustrations and life's unexpected turns. As part of the Global Poetry and Creative Writing Competition 2026, this work exemplifies the unique voice and creativity of its author. With a touch of humor and an intriguing narrative, the poem invites readers to glimpse into a world where the mundane meets the absurd. Cantwell's entry stands as a testament to the diverse range of expressions celebrated in this esteemed competition.

About the Work

"Hit List" by Patricia Cantwell is a satirical piece that uses dark humor to reflect on everyday grievances. The poem's tone is both comical and slightly ominous, weaving a narrative that highlights life's irritations through vivid imagery and an engaging storyline. Cantwell's clever use of language and irony paints a picture of a character contemplating her options in a world filled with annoyances, offering a humorous yet thought-provoking take on human nature.

Hit List

Original Submission by Patricia Cantwell

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Hit List

Martha had an AK-47.

She bought it on the dark web.

It came without instructions

So she had to do a Google search.

She had no intended target. Yet.

But there were numerous possibilities-

Jimmy in Accounts, for instance, who

couldn’t resist a remark about women

over forty letting themselves go.

Or Janet, two doors down, with the lip fillers,

the Louis Vuitton handbags and the holiday

in Majorca twice a year.

Or the guy in the corner shop- (she didn’t know his name)

with the dirty fingernails and a grunt whenever

she asked for a Lotto Quick Pick.

Or him in the Credit Union who refused

her a loan for the double-glazing.

Oh God, how to choose ?

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She made a list.

There were six definites and five question marks.

“In any event’’ she said, “I don’t have to decide

anything for the moment.

I’ll keep it in the attic

and see how it goes.”

Martha was right.

It’s good to have an AK-47.

You never know when you might need it.

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About the Competition

The Global Poetry and Creative Writing Competition 2026 by Hashtag Kalakar is a prestigious event that celebrates the power of words and creativity. It brings together writers and poets from across the globe, providing a platform for diverse voices and unique storytelling. Participants showcase their talents through various categories, contributing to a vibrant tapestry of contemporary literature. This competition is a hallmark of artistic excellence and innovation in the literary world.

We extend our warmest thanks to Patricia Cantwell for her contribution to the Global Poetry and Creative Writing Competition 2026 with her captivating poem "Hit List." Her ability to blend humor with a keen observation of human quirks enriches the tapestry of this year's submissions. We are grateful for her participation and look forward to seeing more of her work in the future.

About Hashtag Kalakar

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